Gaggin' on the D

1) Having an extremely bad day.

2) A forceful penis obstructing the airways, blocking the source of life.

*sigh* "Holy fuck, today really has me gaggin' on the D."

Sally: "What are you to, bobby?"
Bobby: "Just gaggin' on the D...WBU?"

by claimyourshame August 03, 2019

D-tour

Going out of your way or changing your plans just to get laid.

"Wait, you're in Madrid? I thought you were going to Portugal"

"Yeah but I met a hot Spanish guy so I'm taking a d-tour"

by tackysocks April 17, 2017

D bag

a bag that you hide your Ds in and if you dont your racist
can also be a bag used to chuck your friend in and bring them to an orphanage.

person 1: he can you pass me my D bag
person 2: no i dont want to

person 1: then you are racist and homophobic

by bigbussywarts March 02, 2022

Toby D

A mad rugby lad with busted ass teeth. Good academic results, although he is part of a mafia. Multiple failed drug tests. Large PP (according to him). Shit at Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare. Thinks he is well good at basketball, but actually, all he does is rage when he is playing it.

Sam: You know Ed yeah, he is a bit of a Toby D.
Big Chungus: Yeah yeah, sure m8 whatever.

by Boby Swanson July 03, 2020

Bobby d

When someone one never get in a drink in

Where Dave not here is it not his turn to get a drink in he such a bobby d

by Ball bag April 24, 2019

d-driiverslicense

one of the nicest people i've ever met online. they're so sweet and supportive, and are always there to talk with you.

they're also such a talented writer! i love their stories, they're so well written and just overall super enjoyable to read.

they're so funny and i'm glad we can both relate to one another.

to sum them up: they know how to make you smile.

d-driiverslicense is one of the kindest people ever! i love them.

by emlovesyou July 16, 2021

lars d

a big coon, that makes a great red wine sauce

"oh you fucking lars d, i would definitly fuck you because of your great sauce"

by Monkeypuncher xdddd January 18, 2018