School

A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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something that not many people like these days cuz teachers are kinda boring not gonna lie
(some, not all)

for the serious people that actually use this website for serious reasons:

NOUNS
1. an institution for educating children.
2. any institution at which instruction is given in a particular discipline.

VERBS
1. send to school; educate.
2. train (a horse) on the flat or over fences.

ADJECTIVE
1. (of a Xhosa) educated and westernized.
MONDAY MORNING
*boy thinks its sunday
BOY: LETS GO, SUNDAY
MUM: um, its monday
BOY: UUURRRGGHHHHH
MUM: *evil laugh
BOY: *cries his way to school
MUM: *evilly laughs the rest of the day
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School means hell and it’s a place we’re no one wants to be. The teachers force you to do work you don’t want to do, make you wait to go to the bathroom. School stands for Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives.
Liam: hey mom I don’t feel well can I skip school.

Karen: aww hunny you can skip I’ll get you some Ibuprofen.
*calls friend* Liam: hey did your mom say you can skip school ?

Friend: yes she did! Let’s play GTA when they leave the house
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Seven crappy hours of our lives
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A place where sins are committed between teachers and students. Especially in Twin Falls
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Seven
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id reaufuvnhrihr school
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A hellhole to kill your family turning you into a murderer and when you leave you have a speech about how you "liked" it when you wanted it to eturaly die in hell
school: waste 13 years here
kids: no
parents: YES
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