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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
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carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
That carrier landing gave me whiplash.
by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019
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Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!
by Druf175 March 5, 2011
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Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021
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Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.
Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
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Landing strip of cheerleaders

A cheerleader's pubic hair shaved into an arrow to remind stupid football players where their penis goes
The landing strip of cheerleaders remind the stupid football players where to put their penis.
by queensburykid December 19, 2023
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Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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