the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.

Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"

by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

Bacon tug

Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.

Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.

by CountLippe February 11, 2021

Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.

"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.

by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023