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by blagagaahagahsguhfgdtbewfbcvfq April 24, 2025

rip

A slang term used similarly to rest in peace but used not when someone has died.

Jim: "I got a D on the math test."
John: "rip."

by susgirl January 24, 2019

Rip

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.

Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty”

Other friend: “oh rip”

by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014

Rip—

Just a response, especially to an awkward or unrelated statement.

Bob: I have like a really long strand of hair Ms it won’t come out
Joe: Rip— That was so random.

by NoFriendsZenu April 2, 2023