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in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches
by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022
mugGet the in bed with a bad bitch rnmug.

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises
We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019
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trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
by uwu master October 17, 2018
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,
Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping
by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020
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