Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
Get the Ching Chong Chode Chopmug. A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025
Get the Social Chopping Blockmug. by Ricesee March 8, 2019
Get the Squeeze the chopmug. 1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats
2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
I would love some small chops for a snack
Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
by Dr Tard August 9, 2025
Get the Small Chopsmug. A nice chill safe spot for a chop. (See session)
Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.
Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.
Hey man pass the billy this way.
Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.
Hows about kings park?
Fuck yeah were outta here
Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.
Hows about kings park?
Fuck yeah were outta here
by trel September 6, 2008
Get the Chop Spotmug. 
Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.
Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
by HankWeed April 29, 2020
Get the slam chopmug.