Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman

That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl

by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023

Tanner

tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!

“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”

by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023

Tennessee howdy

When you and a few guy friends and hanging out having a bonfire. One of the group partakes in THC gummies and becomes incapacitated. The sober friends proceed to violate the high and incapacitated friend in the middle of of a field in the dark. Just outs side of the light of the bonfire.

Damn bro.... Bro got fucked up and Tennessee howdy'd all in one night.

Why is that guy walking so weird? .... Oh ... Him. He got the ole Tennessee howdy.

Me an the boys gave Matt the ole Tennessee howdy. He hasn't been walking right for weeks.

by Cronicxheadshot July 26, 2024

Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.

Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.

by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024

Tennessee blowjob

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).

“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”

by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023