D-tails

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".

Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

fairy tail

YOU ARE GAY IF SOME ONE SAYS THAT TO YOU
FAIRY TAIL

hey daddy you look DELICOUS.
FAIRY TAIL

by Happy & natsu November 11, 2022

monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 1, 2023

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.

I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you

by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023

pissy-tailed

Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.

That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.

Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.

by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023