Jesus Sneakers

Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.

Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.

by H&D October 27, 2009

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eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

by Marty843 January 27, 2013

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"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

by Noah123 October 24, 2007

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For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "

Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!

by Bruh.- March 23, 2019

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The lords of lords the kings of kings

by Heyyy12113 January 05, 2021

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Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.

Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).

by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016

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Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*

by IzzyMemeDreams February 10, 2017

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