cheeky Sam Grab

When a guy goes after a female of the opposite sex who recently got out of a relationship.

Mate #1: she seems nice
Mate #2: Nah man she just got out of a relay

Mate #1: I'll just go for a cheeky Sam Grab

by Kebab_Lover October 27, 2015

mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

by cumcannister July 26, 2021

Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race

Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!

by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019

sams hair gel

Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.

by carsonbitches March 7, 2011

Big mad sam

When someone (usually on discord) gets big mad because you speaking big facts and they are in denial and cannot handle the truth, so they resort being a "big mad sam" to have slightly raised chance at winning the argument, but fail becuase allt hey rely on is "no u" comebacks and spam the chat room when they are about to take that heavy L.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.

User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"

by HM9K July 20, 2019

Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006

Sam Endicott Deal

Deal that friends make about really hot celebrities who they would like to marry and/or just screw at least once. This deal usually involves an innocent sweet, and slightly obsessed, friend who would like to marry the celebrity in question and a slutty friend who is only interested in fucking said celebrity. The deal is that on the night before the wedding the slut friend is allowed to sleep with said celebrity, but only once.

I'll make you a sam endicott deal.

by krazy kaaner January 15, 2009