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Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy
by Alberto William November 11, 2021
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bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018
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puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.
"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)
Want to hang out later?”
I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”
by Qicard May 21, 2020
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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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