Cut the small talk

If someone says 'cut the small talk', it means that this pointless conversation is headed nowhere and has no meaning. It can be used when:
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere

Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event

Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)

Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.

'Lets cut the small talk'

by sugar dognuts June 9, 2018

we need to talk

1. Your girlfriend wants to break up with you
2. Your parents found your stash.

1. We need to talk. I hate you.
2. We need to talk. I found this in your dresser.

by ghjgh May 21, 2004

talking to a brick wall

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying

I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.

by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017

We need to talk

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

we need to talk

Female code for "This relationship is over"

Hunny, we need to talk...

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Comic Sans talk

Noun.

1. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that one should never use Comic Sans. Ever. For any reason.

2. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that there are certain design choices that must be avoided at all costs. This usage generally connotes weary resentment and/or condescension, and that the explainee is in a position of irritating authority over the explainer.

1. "Lester sent me the document and asked me to forward it to the printer, but after noticing his choice of fonts, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with him."

2. "The Interim Director kept insisting that we use a photo collage graphic with some clip art for the cover of the annual report, so to save the reputation of the organization, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with her."

by BeeDashBee January 26, 2011