September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020

september 7th

the day we officially became lovers

ex: Hunter and I became bf and gf on september 7th🤍

by lyssyeah December 5, 2020

september is dead

one of the sexist misfits, big cock, doesn’t give a fuck about anything

have you heard of september is dead? he’s so sexy

by septemberrrr December 6, 2020

September 9

The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.

When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine

by Ladybugs9 February 3, 2021

September

Skip shave September, you can’t shave yourself anywhere for the whole month.

- what are you doing
- shave my ....

- you can’t, it’s Skip Shave September

by Pussyfart04 January 2, 2021

September 18

A horrible type of person

Well do you see the new girl yeah she’s horrible she’s born on September 18

by Jsbdidndjurhr March 23, 2021

September 7th

Dong man day

Bro, its september 7th

by ytatsavgdjsdbjgdfkjbg April 9, 2021