crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.

Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.

by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

Doo Doo Sock

When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.

My friend never paid me back the 50 bucks he owed me so i doo doo socked his room

by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009

ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Gym Sock Sprinkler

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.

My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

by Florida MILF May 13, 2010

Pink Ian Sock

When your anus is fully extended outside your body and will not retract, you have a Pink Ian Sock

Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.

by The Tailor January 16, 2009

Oklahoma Pink Sock

When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.

Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.

by OKIE7 August 11, 2008