salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Salty

A person who is jealous, because he's bad

That person is salty because I killed him

by bhdefw July 28, 2020

Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022