Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retard

A fucking stoupid whore

Hey stop being a fucking retard and read the god damn sentence

by ehebej June 15, 2020

Retard

Madison

This girl I’m talking to named Madison is such a retard

by Jakiah June 15, 2020

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.

The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.

by mlhiss June 15, 2020

Retard

You

Tiny Tim: hi what’s your name
Karen:shut up retard
Tiny Tim:*crying*

by Noisy boiiii!!!!! June 19, 2020

retarbitching

Fusion of the adjectives 'retarded' and 'bitch'. When a beautiful, usually young, and sexy woman uses her body attributes to attain attention while pretending to be ignorant on a specific subject or task.

Karen is frequently retarbitching at work. Unless those pussy slaves start to act like real men, that whore will continue to take advantage of them.

by Piperman_ June 26, 2020

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020