You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome 

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary 

Anything

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary by BigDeekMans6969 March 12, 2021

What are people that put milk first 

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

What are people that put milk first by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Can I put 

DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH HAA

Can I put, person responds with "put what" DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Can I put by Th33 May 21, 2021

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye 

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn 

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021