Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

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boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

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poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

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1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.

Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

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