Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

poop sockism

The worship of the one holy pœœp söçk

“Hey man are you worshiping poop sockism?”

“ hell yeah”

by Kentlover123 December 15, 2020

pussy poop

when a woman putts solid poop on her vagina

hey do u your poop in ur vagina u have pussy poop

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

poop rat

Unofficial nickname of that nightmare inducing Cheazel T. Weasel from that box office flop known as Foodfight!

It is truly amazing how his character design reflects exactly what the movie is.

JonTron: @&?!&!!

Is that a poop rat!?
Is that a f@!&in' poop rat?

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.

Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH

by Amongusly September 13, 2021