hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

fairy pocket

The genteel term for the female genitalia

I'm the snuggly-wuggliest pixie in the whole of toyland, and this is my fairy pocket.

by cbmtrx December 27, 2007

Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

Bell Pocket

The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.

Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!

by Coops007 January 11, 2010

jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.

Geet is a pocket lad.

by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014