Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018

Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017

penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008

Tiny penis

What the person reading this sees when they look down

Bro you have such a tiny penis

by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

K-Penis

A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.

"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."

by BenDangerwank February 21, 2009

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006