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Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob
Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*
by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018
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