hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

Pocket Filled

A prank which involves sneaking up on somebody and jizzing in their pocket.

This was first developed by hobo's who wanted revenge on people who didnt give them change.

Oh dude, that hobo just pocket filled you... thats nasty

by Fat Boy Kyle April 8, 2011

Pocket Rocket

American prison slang. It is a small pocket sized scrap book filled with pornography. When one is carrying multible pocket rockets at the time it may be refered to as a pocket nuke.

The reason Jim is looking so happy litely is because he appearently makes use of a pocket rocket at work.

by The Bear King May 13, 2018

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.

Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.

by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013