The master pimp, the master of all pimps. He's does everything for everyone he's has more swag than anyone else. Their is only one pimp master swag. And he is awesome.
Guy 1:You see the pimp master swag over there.
Guy 2: Ya, he is the most swaggy person ever he is the only master pimp.
Guy 2: Ya, he is the most swaggy person ever he is the only master pimp.
by TheRealPimpMasterSwag October 16, 2014
Get the Pimp master swagmug. When someone practices pimping on such a regular basis they can no longer contain the image they have of being a player. A person who pimps out loud is generally also a swag surfer or has cruise control swag. On rare occasions they have both.
Pekelo and Joey are local celebrities, whenever they hit a club or bar everyone knows them and they guys always come shake their hands. They have gotten with so many females they now can only pimp out loud, as opposed to pimping in secret.
by Cushuito January 22, 2010
Get the pimp out loudmug. Unlike the more well known pimp slap, this variation is a bit more degrading and is only used in severe situations. In order to perform this one must first have a penis in hand. Once the penis is in hand it must be swung across the face of the "ho" thus leaving a mushroom shaped marking across the recipients face. Remember this must be done quickly to not only surprise, but to also prevent any cock-block or damage to the "rod of correction."
by G Word July 12, 2006
Get the boston pimp slapmug. The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Pimp-slapmug. when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus
Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o
by wookienipples April 4, 2009
Get the fetus pimpingmug. A person who adds large numbers of people to their Facebook or Myspace and uses them for one night stands.
Me: Where were you last night?
Ivan Pedroza: Man, I ran into a couple of my bootycalls from facebook.
Me: You fucking Network Pimp!
Ivan Pedroza: Man, I ran into a couple of my bootycalls from facebook.
Me: You fucking Network Pimp!
by Jackmehoffson December 2, 2010
Get the Network Pimpmug. by Whitest March 12, 2017
Get the Pimp-Daddymug.