(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.
Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!
by CivilSavant March 18, 2011
A funny, politely abrupt way to get off the phone with some one who talks too much and too long especially about nothing of significance
by Tabago's mom April 01, 2019
shortened version of arse over nipples
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly
by miffygrl December 23, 2009
Similar to the 5 second rule, when reaching down to pick up an item of food that you dropped on the ground within the 5 second rule but fumble and flip the piece of food over onto the other side as to contaminate it more, regardless of the 5 second rule it is dubbed uneatable.
man 1: what happened to the last cookie?
man 2: i threw it out
man 1 : why?
man 2 because i was gonna eat it but dropped it on the floor then flipped it over trying to pick it back up.
man 1: gotta be careful, the flip over rule strikes again.
man 2: i threw it out
man 1 : why?
man 2 because i was gonna eat it but dropped it on the floor then flipped it over trying to pick it back up.
man 1: gotta be careful, the flip over rule strikes again.
by that guy in the corner March 16, 2012
your hair style from the previous night after sleeping on it, waking up, and realizing you're too lazy to fix it or do it again so you just go with it.
by Yerbua June 07, 2009
by lielax November 23, 2005
When your 69ing a middle eastern woman on top and proceed to defecate on her Burkha and then yell bombs away
James was 69ing with me last night and then he yelled bombs over Baghdad. Now I need to clean the shit of my burkha
by Charles mojcik June 03, 2014