Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 02, 2021
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 04, 2014
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tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.
"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"
by Alezis August 13, 2018
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Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.
Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree
by _Cozmik_ January 13, 2018
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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 24, 2014
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tree kwon do

When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.
If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.
by Newman Chapport December 02, 2011
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tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.
we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.
by MikoIchigo May 14, 2009
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