hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

Bell Pocket

The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.

Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!

by Coops007 January 11, 2010

fairy pocket

The genteel term for the female genitalia

I'm the snuggly-wuggliest pixie in the whole of toyland, and this is my fairy pocket.

by cbmtrx December 27, 2007

Pocket Trapped

Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.

"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"

by doorstopnazuums December 3, 2011

oat pocket

Adam Russell from story of the year vagina

Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket

by Soty3109 November 19, 2020

Pocket Wrencher

A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.

That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night

or

You're such a pocket wrencher

by 414 Southside G July 10, 2010