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pulling a Joe

When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.

James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.

Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.

James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010
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Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022
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Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022
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Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016
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Joe Burkee

The hottest guy in town, can make a girl whip and nae nae on the daily. Eats loco tacos and spews until there's none left.
Fuck, Joe Burkee sent me to the 14th dimension
by Hoebag696969 November 26, 2018
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Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.
Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*
by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019
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joe strange

A creepy generic guy who stands in the corner at parties. A more negative alternative to ‘Joe Bloggs’.
Who’s that guy in the corner? He looks like a real Joe Strange.

Who’s that Joe Strange over there with the bag full of sweets?
by BigLandThreeThirds69 January 18, 2020
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