Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 15, 2023

they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023

leo/need

a band in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku formed by four childhood friends, ichika hoshino, (huge miku fan) saki tenma, (basically the game's golden retriever girl) honami mochizuki, (apple pie enthusiast) and shiho hinomori. (acts cold but is actually very fond of cute things and canonically plays a tamagotchi-like game) thhey are all poly methinks

leo/need is low-key slept on

by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024