Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.
by ghettosteve October 10, 2008
Get the muffin factorymug. Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018
Get the Turd muffinmug. The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball
Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies
by Herdingkow123 April 8, 2013
Get the Grease Muffinmug. by Milliron25 March 29, 2016
Get the truffle muffinmug. The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
Get the Scuffin Muffinmug. also known as B*muff, the muff, the muffinator, muffin, muff, ect. One of the coolest muffins around. Generally found in the wilderness, this particular muffin is also known as the dark lord. even better than blueberry.
"its B* MUFFIN !!!!!!!!!"
by northdakota August 20, 2009
Get the B* Muffinmug. A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.
Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!
The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!
The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!
by Tom Jewsbury December 13, 2008
Get the muffin the greatmug.