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Muffin fight

A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.
Man, I saw this awsome muffin fight video online last night.
by The50258 March 10, 2010
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Sewage Muffin

When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.

It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society
Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,
by Decapitated Harlequin May 21, 2009
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Muffin Delusional

A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.
That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.
by JD15 April 8, 2011
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Grease Muffin

The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball
Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies
by Herdingkow123 April 8, 2013
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Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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twat muffin

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños
yo stop being such a twat muffin
by banana🍌 June 6, 2016
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muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.
Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.
by the dudeee March 2, 2007
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