Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal

T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.

by Okonkwo11 April 19, 2011

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beef muffins

saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.

Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!

by Quackkkkerrrssss February 24, 2011

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Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith March 03, 2012

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Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 09, 2018

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Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.

Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."

by Cunty Punter October 16, 2010

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