truffle muffin

Slow ass driver

This truffle muffin needs to get going.

by Milliron25 March 29, 2016

Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

beef muffins

saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.

Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!

by Quackkkkerrrssss March 11, 2011

B* Muffin

also known as B*muff, the muff, the muffinator, muffin, muff, ect. One of the coolest muffins around. Generally found in the wilderness, this particular muffin is also known as the dark lord. even better than blueberry.

"its B* MUFFIN !!!!!!!!!"

by northdakota August 20, 2009

Muffin Rider

One who fornicates with heavy set women.

"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Skeeze Muffin

Skeeze Muffin defines a sleezy -skanky girl or a sleezy skanky boy who acts womanly at times.

Person one :"Carolina just dumped Trent"
Person two : "Wow isnt that the eighth one this month?"
Person one: "Yup she is such a skeeze muffin"

by speakoritllbespoken:truth May 17, 2009