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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 4, 2024
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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math

i hate math
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 23, 2023
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Math

The complex use of numbers and letters to learn, create, explore, understand, etc the universe we live in.
THE TEACHER GAVE ME MATH HOMEWORK SO THAT I LEARN MORE MATH.
by SteveSavage December 30, 2018
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Math

Worst fucking class of all time and it’s useless as fuck whoever likes math is obviously high AF
Math is completely and utterly useless
by Maddox Pavao June 23, 2018
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math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die
teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math
by planzzee November 12, 2021
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Woman from maths

Woman from maths simply means a female substitute teacher who is from Nigerian descent.
We have "woman from maths" for English.
by oragne06 January 13, 2025
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