v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.
George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.
Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*
Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*
by Adamska August 31, 2008
Get the making grandma's pizzamug. by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
Get the baby making hipsmug. The phrase "You make it easy" is defined in many ways. But mostly used to say a guy/girl makes it really easy for you to steal their Bae or crush
by SoYouWannaKnow March 29, 2017
Get the you make it easymug. by OLOL April 14, 2007
Get the makes you gaymug. Everybody knew why Jolie was with Shay, he used to make her rain like no other. There was an unmatched physical intimacy about them.
by theGodWithManyWords July 13, 2018
Get the make her rainmug. A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.
Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.
by PIPenis May 11, 2022
Get the make the bed shitmug. When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.
Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?
by hlczn September 7, 2016
Get the Making Banana Breadmug.