luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

by JohnBryant24 June 21, 2016

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

luke horn cock

by ghybjvgcfdtfyguhjn June 6, 2022

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

luke block

The most idiotic dumb baby I’ve ever heard

OMG! Stop being a Luke Block.

by nevin12 November 28, 2017

Luke

That one guy who is good at everything without trying and if really easygoing, especially with the ladies. Plays an instrument (piano or violin) and likes to flex on you. Usually he's reminding you to copy his answers because he cares for you in that unique Luke way he does. Inside he's lonely when nobody is on his level, so he looks at memes and plays video games to fit in.

Damn Luke sit down and be humble.

Hey Luke what does number 7 say I can't read your handwriting.

by Jenny Tran April 28, 2019

Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)

John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS

by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022

Luke

Like, aka, big simp nazi man, is well known in Africa for being the Lord Of Bananas. He often hears the screams of Africans asking ‘a, a, can I please have a banana’

I could really use a fat dried ass banana, I’ll ask Luke big simp nazi

by NatCman7 November 27, 2021