Pro-life

A 50 year-old white male that takes away women's rights because he has nothing good left to contribute to this world
Pro-life people are using fetuses as an excuse to take away women's rights and after that they don't even care for the babys
by someuser12223 July 03, 2022
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Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.
Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".
by Sunnyjoshxp April 28, 2011
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the porch life

a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day
he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life
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stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".
"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".
by twozeroone December 01, 2013
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real life

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."
by Torley April 10, 2008
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Scrub Life

Living without a care for what you're wearing or what people think of you.
dumb cunt: omg are those cum stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.
by Phflegm July 18, 2015
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