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National lesbian sweatpants day 

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
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Cornered Lesbian 

A manic female (typically wearing a sweater vest). She is most commonly found sitting in a corner.
"Look at that cornered lesbian's vest"
"Look at that scared girl in the corner wearing a vest, she must be a cornered lesbian."

Semi Lesbian

Girls that just want to feel special or different by saying they're Lesbian but still like guys aka Semi Lesbian 100% Not valid btw
I heard Kate is a Semi Lesbian what is that?

Just a fancy invalidating way of saying she's straight
Semi Lesbian by ಠ ೧ ಠ October 21, 2022

Bisexual-lesbian 

The meaning of a bisexual lesbian is a woman

1) that is sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to men or vice versa

2) Attracted to both, but more attracted to women

3) Attracted to men one day and women the other day

There are multiple definitions for this word, but the word itself is lesbophobic and ignorant. It is NOT valid and someone saying that it's disrespectful to lesbians because they do NOT like men is not and never will be under any circumstances biphobic. A lesbian is a non-man who is attracted to non-man. Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or to more than one gender. A lesbian does NOT like men, a bisexual person does. Putting two sexual orientations that have two different attractions is not cool under any circumstances. Bisexual lesbian is NOT a valid sexuality, it's lesbophobic, disrespectful, and downright ignorant and if you use the term you need to educate yourself

PS. There is nothing wrong with being lesbian or bisexual, both are valid and deserve the undermost respect.
C: "Hey, Sarah what are you again?"

S: "Oh hey Clare and I'm a bisexual lesbian, I like men and women, but I'm attracted to women more".

C: "But Sarah lesbians don't like men, they're two different sexual orientations, don't you think that is a bit lesbophobic and I hate to break it to ya, but you're just plain bisexual, having a stronger attraction to women in any form doesn't mean you're a lesbian IF you still having feelings for men whether it is sexual, romantic, etc"

S: " Oh wow, I didn't know that. I'm truly sorry for being lesbiphobic, I didn't know and I didn't mean to please forgive me"

C: "Sure, It's fine"

Define bisexual-lesbian- A bisexual lesbian is a woman who is more attracted to women than men but still attracted to men.

Giant Lesbian Vagina 

Acting like a giant pussy. Not having a backbone to stand up for anything. Taking the option of bailing everytime it is available. Being totally pussywhipped.

Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV
Man Sam is such a Giant Lesbian Vagina! He won't even stand up to his girlfriend! Pfft weak dude, weak.

I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!

How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!

Default Lesbian

A girl/woman so unappealing to men that she dates her own sex just so she isn't lonely.
Erin is very much a default lesbian.

Your Ben Lesbian 

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."
Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes