jake

Asian girl, because Jake is a typical name for asian girls

I started working at the dishroom in a diner, and there were lots of Jakes there.

by Apollo Meklis January 29, 2009

Jake

An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.

Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

by Luckkk December 7, 2012

jake

an annoying italian who thinks hes the shit and makes fun of canadians

everyone hates jake

by canadian128975 January 3, 2011

[Jake]

crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".

person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"

person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "

person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the

grass. AWINK "

by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010

Jake

A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.

I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly

by ernie kockwood January 1, 2012

Jakeism

An action or event that is characterized by a person becoming infuriated with said action, and quitting like a bitch immediately.

Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.

"Dude, you rage-quit from LoL games all the time, what a Jakeism."

"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."

"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."

by Dunkypoo June 16, 2012

Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.

woah man, cut it out with the jake spam!

by punk_r0x3r September 24, 2007