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Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.
Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".
by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011
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Pro-life

A 50 year-old white male that takes away women's rights because he has nothing good left to contribute to this world
Pro-life people are using fetuses as an excuse to take away women's rights and after that they don't even care for the babys
by someuser12223 July 3, 2022
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nerf life

The safe, non risk taking, rule following, square life. References the toys made by nerf which are soft and safe.
Corporate America is so nerf life; we can't do anything fun because we're too busy being politically correct.
by oliviaminka January 23, 2018
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Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).
I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 22, 2023
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Mook Life

A life that consists of displaying beauty and allure whilst simultaneously staying humble
Jennifer: Yo Abby, peep Stephanie's highlight doe
Stephanie: Oh stop it, it's ii

Abigail: I see you be living that mook life
by angelica123 June 17, 2017
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real life

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."
by Torley April 10, 2008
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Scrub Life

Living without a care for what you're wearing or what people think of you.
dumb cunt: omg are those cum stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.
by Phflegm August 10, 2015
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