Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.
Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.
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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting on a clam. The last one to squirt has to eat the clam.
Tsuki, Twirly, and Ren got together to have a Wham Clam.
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STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.
My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.
by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
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Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
by Clamer October 12, 2016
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Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.
Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.
by George Malone July 09, 2022
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Clam Down Pork Chop

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
by IkeTon August 10, 2024
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