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Clam

A "clam" is a highly unsociable creature that lacks out-going ambitions. If you have a clam in your social circle they more than likely are always the person to deny doing anything besides staying at the their house and hanging out in their basement and smoking bongs. A typical clam will deny being a clam and will typically call others by their own putrid title, inorder flaunt their insecurity of their well-deserved title onto others.
"Ben, your a clam, you seriously will never do sh*t"

Person A: "Let's go play Frisbee at the beach man!"
Person B: "Nah, i'm not leaving my house"
Person A: "Clam...."
by Shank-Shaw August 25, 2013
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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Clam-o-gram

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
by Clam go January 4, 2021
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Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.
Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?
by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021
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Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.
“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “
by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023
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Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.
"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"
by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025
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