hug-wipe

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency

The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.

by DThompStomp November 23, 2017

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Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

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It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to hug you

by Idk man, something January 08, 2019

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A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

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The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 07, 2024

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A slang term used to describe sexual interraction between two female homosexuals.

by Kweese February 15, 2021

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That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

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