Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
Get the Slap Hornymug. The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Hornymug. When your day is going fine but you suddenly get aroused and the song Gats by Susumu Hirasawa starts playing at around the 1:50 mark
by Quandale Dingus December 11, 2023
Get the boom… hornymug. The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
Get the Pain or Hornymug. Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.
Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 4, 2023
Get the lacking horninessmug. A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly
Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts
by T-m gold October 9, 2016
Get the horny derrickmug. by Mike Kockichs April 17, 2021
Get the National Horny Daymug.