Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.
Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.
by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012
Get the Girlfriendium mug.A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...
A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.
by Tsureshon February 22, 2011
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A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.
Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.
Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.
A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."
by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009
Get the girlfrienditis mug.The asshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. They immediately assume that if they are a "nice guy" they will be rewarded with pussy and rainbows. If the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been "friendzoned".
Dude I am the nicest cocksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls I deem fuckable drop when I walk by. My world is sadder and specialer than unicorn jizz.
...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
by hashtag clever January 27, 2014
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nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"
by Jay-Loose December 13, 2009
Get the Myspace Girlfriends mug.A girfriend is what happens when you try to type "girfriend" but your fingers are trembling from anxiety so you type "girfriend" instead
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