watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded

Christopher a Garcia thinks this website is a credible source.

by IQUQQ April 25, 2019

Devil’s Garden

Term used for a minefield.

Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.

by Literal Lucifer October 24, 2019

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

Bonnie Flor Garcia

A young lady who is a powerful gang leader of MS-13, she is powerful in a dark way. We all had seen her in a different form, Her eyes are red. She can snap anyone in half with a snap of her finger . She’s a dark twisted demon. She don’t fool anyone she wants to change herself but she’s being destroyed

Bonnie flor Garcia 95 percent demon only 5% human

by avalowraincloud August 25, 2020

Eddie Esteban Garcia

A true sped.

Eddie Esteban Garcia is a sped from San Isidro, Texas.

by 2kGod69____ September 11, 2020

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020