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fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
by HCVS123 December 21, 2017
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
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Fuckled

A softer and more accepting, playful kind of fucked up.
The interwebs here are fuckled.
by Jojochinto December 8, 2017
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fucked by dinosaur

To be fucked by a strong masculine man with a penis that is large and leaves you feeling sore and ravaged.
Tyrone’s big strong dick had me feeling like a I was fucked by dinosaur the next day!
by Writeordie January 24, 2018
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fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
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Fucked Nut

When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing
My mom just gave me a fucked nut
by Orangeboop4455 March 11, 2018
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Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.
Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy
by hue jasol May 10, 2018
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