Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010
Get the Facebook douchemug. A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009
Get the Facebook Phantommug. v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
by ae123456 November 11, 2009
Get the facebook datemug. Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!
"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"
"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."
"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"
"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."
"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"
by rezinagro January 23, 2009
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" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"
by nbrennnan September 14, 2009
Get the Facebook aidsmug. Stupid shit that warrants execution or sterilization on the part of the inventor. GTFO my internets.
by Loqueria April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook bingomug. That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Lagmug.