Muse Effect

When the bass guitarist is cooler than the main singer (usually acoustic guitarist). In Muse's case: Chris Wolstenholme is cooler than Matt Bellamy.

"Damn that band has the Muse Effect going on!"

by ThatGuyRetr0 October 28, 2019

The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

by kujo! December 5, 2022

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

the bab effect

when your affection for someone else overspills and you end up posting an incomplete yet meaningful text in a word game chat box

Person 1: bab

Person 1: should we watch The Office now?

Person 2: bab

Person 2: yes

<the bab effect>

by probablysike October 5, 2021

Fella Effect

When 5+ men/lads (typically australian) are put together in some form of area, causing them to isntantly bond like brothers coming out of the womb. All becoming fellas with each other like no other should be.

*silence at a maccas bathroom*
*5th guy walks up to a line of strangers in a maccas, Fella Effect insues*
Keith: "Aw mate, how's the job going?"
Simon: "not bad, not bad, how's the wife?"
Charlie: "This line's taking a while isn't it?"
Chad: "Yeah, someone's probably chucking a phat shit in there"
*All laugh like brothers*

by AlphaFella July 28, 2019

Foster Effect

When someone you invite to a group or event, (usually a female) hijacks said group or event for their own purposes or desires.

"Wait, Faith doesn't want to go to Maude's Cafe? We decided on that weeks ago!"
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."

by Hahayeah11 June 7, 2019

The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.

Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019