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twelve dark thirty

A time in the evening when it's very late, you are very trashed, and the end of your night is approaching. Usually a time of the evening when your condition allows you to make bad choices.
Guy 1: "I think that chick at the end of the bar wants to go home with me..."

Guy 2: "Man, she is really hit... It must be twelve dark thirty...
by larryj March 13, 2010
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Dirge of Dark Spawn

A song that is usually sung when a person is killed by the mythical Selym. It is sad and full of grief, reflecting the pain of Selym, and also reflecting the pain of the loved ones who were left behind by the murdered person.

It is said that when the Dirge of Dark Spawn is sung on a cloudless day, the darkling usually formed when killed by the Selym is sent to the afterlife instead of residing in limbo in Ingharia.
It was so terrible...the blood...and the Dirge of Dark Spawn...it made me feel like there was no hope for myself anymore.
by Laleryx December 10, 2010
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Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.
Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
by matticu5 June 1, 2016
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dark-emo-angel

A dumb, whiney emo bitch who just proved all our points about emo. (mostly negative)
me: "emos are dumb teenagers who think their life was horrible, and whine about how they are not understood."

dark-emo-angel: "people who are like that, should just be shot on the spot, coz they dont understand what it is to be emo."
by Ass Kicker of Emo December 9, 2008
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Light Skin or Dark Skin

Use to identify another person who has either lighter or darker skin tone. With the commonly inaccurate categories of white. black, Hispanic, etc. This allows the speaker to accurately address somebody else without using general slang terms or formal speech.

Depending on the pigment of the speaker light or dark is directly related to the subject. Two different people may call another exact subject the opposite when giving a description.
Hey there "light skin or dark skin." How are them Redskins looking for that game against the Cowboys?

Excuse me "dark skin or dark skin" I am short on my bus fare by a dime; any chance you could help me out?

That light skin broad I saw was a real class act.

I was feeling how that dark skin cat was laying some knowledge to them hoppers cutting up in the park. That was some old school looking.
by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012
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dark0r

by :o August 25, 2003
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Dark humor

A joke that is supposed to be slightly offensive to people of certain cultures, backgrounds, or just sensitive people. it is often supposed to mean a really shady thing.
its okay. we can all make a dark humor joke now and then.
Kid at the aquarium: Oh look its a dolph-
Jewish kid at the aquarium: AHHHHHHHHH!
Kid at the aquarium: chill bro it's just dark humor
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